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[14 Jun 2009|04:59pm]
"Quick to judge,
Quick to anger,
Slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice
And fear walk hand in hand..."
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[03 Jun 2009|12:15pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

Its been a little while since I've updated anything here. Things are going pretty well for me right now. Lindsay and I are happy, my job is going well, and I've finally got reliable transportation in the form of pure awesome. Pictures after the cut.

Bumblebee... )

So yeah. I miss the majority of you guys, and I need to hang out with some old friends. Like, now.

Hit me up!

Later, kids.

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[04 Feb 2009|01:00pm]
My new hero:



And I will give a prize to anyone who actually knows who this is.
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[03 Feb 2009|12:52am]
I would give anything to have a friend right now.

I've never felt more alone in my entire life.

Is there even a point to all this?
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Alright, listen up... [31 Jan 2009|10:20pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

As some of you may know, I've recently acquired quite a love for cooking. I've been taking different recipes that I find and sort of adding my own twist to them. I'd like to share one of them with you, and see what you guys think:

Sean's Awesome Style Chicken

2 chicken quarters
2 tsp Chicken Bullion
3 tbsp Cornstarch
1 cup Water
Italian Seasoning
Parsley
2 Tomatoes
1 Red, 1 yellow, and 1 orange bell peppers
1 large Onion
1/4 cup White Zinfandel
Garlic Powder
Olive or Vegetable Oil

EVERYTHING WILL BE DIVIDED AMONG 2 SEPARATE PANS!

DO NOT DOUBLE RECIPE!!

Using 2 large skillets or frying pans, one for

each chicken quarter, brown chicken in oil on

medium temperature. Remove and set aside. Using

same oil at same temperature cook peppers and

onions until brown. Add garlic and cook for 2

minutes. Add tomatoes, seasoning, and wine.

Combine cornstarch, bullion, and water in

measuring cup to make chicken stock. Add chicken

stock and chicken. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat

and simmer for 20 to 30 minutes, or until chicken

is cooked through. Enjoy!



If any of you actually make this, and somehow I doubt many of you will, please let me know what you think. If its missing something, let me know. If you love it, let me know that too! If you hate it, you can tell me, but don't be a dick.

Thank you!

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And in other news... [31 Jan 2009|03:59pm]
I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
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[29 Jan 2009|05:47pm]
Why do I even get excited about anything?

It always ends in disappointment.

I've decided I no longer believe in God.

True story.

FML.
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CARLOS [24 Jan 2009|12:40am]



...

There are no words.
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[08 Jan 2009|06:28pm]
You're holding me back.
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[01 Jan 2009|02:17pm]
2008 was the best and worst year of my life.

I lost some friends, and gained better ones.

I fell in love.

I've officially survived in Orlando for 2 years now.

Bring it, 2009.
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[10 Dec 2008|04:14pm]
[ music | Lamb of God - Omerta ]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.

Whoever can not take care of himself without that law is both.

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven."

Such is the rule of honor.

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It will be mine... [29 Nov 2008|10:22am]


Only $9,999 left to go!
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[28 Nov 2008|01:27pm]
Something drastic needs to change.
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[22 Nov 2008|01:06pm]
I'm wasting my life.
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[19 Oct 2008|03:51am]
I survived my 21st birthday.

That is all.
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[05 Aug 2008|04:34pm]
I haven't quite figured out if I'm okay with the way my life has been going as of late.

I'm happy with some aspects, but very distraught about others.

And I could leave cryptic messages about how I'm feeling, but I'd rather keep you guessing.

Later, kids.
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[16 Jul 2008|12:15pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

The feeling of wind in my face.

Nothing between me and the road but 70mph of air.

Hugging the road like we're old friends.

GodDAMN it feels good to ride again!!

Pictures to come soon!!!

P.S. RIP Rodeo, you were an awesome truck.

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[04 Jul 2008|02:31pm]
"Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skull, and expandable stomach allow it to swallow its prey whole. The vegetable contents of the stomach and intestines are typically avoided.[18] Copious amounts of red saliva that the Komodo dragons produce helps to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (15–20 minutes to swallow a goat). Komodo dragons may attempt to speed up the process by ramming the carcass against a tree to force it down its throat, sometimes ramming so forcefully that the tree is knocked down.[18] To prevent itself from suffocating while swallowing, it breathes using a small tube under the tongue that connects to the lungs.[9] After eating up to 80 percent of its body weight in one meal,[5] it drags itself to a sunny location to speed digestion, as the food could rot and poison the dragon if left undigested for too long. Because of their slow metabolism, large dragons can survive on as little as 12 meals a year.[9] After digestion, the Komodo dragon regurgitates a mass of horns, hair, and teeth known as the gastric pellet, which is covered in malodorous mucus. After regurgitating the gastric pellet, it rubs its face in the dirt or on bushes to get rid of the mucus, suggesting that it, like humans, does not relish the scent of its own excretions."

So, its official:

THE KOMODO DRAGON IS THE MOST METAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

Thank you.
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[01 Jul 2008|01:39pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Mastadon - Blood and Tunder ]

You guys might remember from this that about a year ago, Zwee got me a snake, whom I affectionally dubbed "Tycho Brahe". Today I bring you an update on Tycho and a new fella too...

FRIENDS!! )

I know, I know, its sad that I get this excited over snakes, but they're my babies.

So fuck off.

Later, kids!

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[15 Jun 2008|02:01pm]
I get the distinct feeling that everything is falling apart.

I could be wrong, It might just be paranoia.

But on the upside, I got a job.
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